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By Mark Leigh, Mike Lepine

This S--t sizzling advisor to swearing kinds the boys from the f---ing boys and the ladies from the p---ing ladies. Profanity outdated and new, each insult had to make an enemy of a pal and sufficient undesirable language to gas a soccer group for a month.

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Instead, they are referring to Wank Mountain in the Bavarian Alps. 1780 metres high, you can get to the top by a cable car, which is amusingly called the Wankbahn. If you are so inclined, you can even spend the night at the summit in the hotel there. It’s called the Wankhaus… Those who don’t fancy visiting Wank in person can keep an eye on it through the Wank Webcam, which provides all Advanced Swearing Handbook_Insid56 56 56 04/08/2005 11:30:00 the latest news, views and Wank weather conditions.

Sala Bastard! 10. Sala kutha Bastard bitch! *Bhund is also a make of Indian sauces sold in British supermarkets. It caused uproar with Punjabi speakers when it first appeared on the shelves! Advanced Swearing Handbook_Insid45 45 45 04/08/2005 11:29:58 Politically Correct Wanking Experts in America, home of political correctness, all concur that the term ‘jacking off’ is blatantly sexist if applied to female masturbation. The recognised politically-correct term for female masturbation is ‘jilling off’.

George Washington ‘Cursing is invoking the assistance of a spirit to help you inflict suffering. ’ William Shakespeare ‘A footman may swear; but he cannot swear like a lord. ’ Jonathan Swift ‘The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. ’ Advanced Swearing Handbook_Insid54 54 Euripides 54 04/08/2005 11:29:59 Stupid Motherfuckers It’s a fact that, in 1649, Parliament passed a law against swearing at your parents. Anyone found guilty of swearing at their parents would be sentenced… to death.

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