By Daniel R. Butler
From the hit syndicated tv convey come 2 hundred tales of fumbling felons, clumsy crooks, and ridiculous robbers—all the crimes are real, however the names were replaced to guard the silly!
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25 Don’t Try It Again, Sam In Thibodaux, Louisiana, a blundering, wannabe robber with speech difficulties just couldn’t win for losing. ” Unfortunately, she couldn’t understand a word he said. ” In desperation, Sam turned to a patron and told him to hand over all his money. ” When the patron couldn’t understand him either, Sam got so frustrated that he pulled out his gun. Now they would hear the unmistakable voice of his thirty-eight. Sam pulled the trigger. Click. The gun wouldn’t fire. Now Sam grabbed the cash register and began to run.
Piece of cake. That sounded pretty good to Junior. He hadn’t had lunch, and by now he had worked up quite an appetite rifling through the house. He decided to see what the kitchen had to offer. Well, all right! The lady of the house hadn’t bothered to clean out the fridge before she left. Junior found some nice chicken salad and a loaf of bread, a few carrot sticks, some potato chips, and some chocolate milk. Hey, may as well put it on a tray, kick back, and catch a little TV. So that’s just what Junior did.
Fraid so,” the officers answered. ” The Candy Man just hung his head and sighed. ” It’s like your mother always told you. It doesn’t pay to talk to strangers. 19 It’s the Law In Sweden, it’s illegal to drive on the highway if you have the flu—because reaction time of people with the flu tested below those with alcohol in their systems. —“Driving Under the Weather”? 20 He Can Hide, but He Can’t Run Terry Jarnigan was a troublemaker. He was always having brushes with the law, and he was especially well known for starting fights and somehow managing to get away just before the police arrived.